Tonight, Aude & Emma n others asked me to go out n have some drink with them. They asked me what kind of guy do I like? I say talented guy n who can play piano very well. They asked me do I like British guy? I said not really, coz British guy are quite boring n I also dont like guy who wearing short pants while going out. I cant accept this. I say I prefer American guy more than British guy, coz I know American guy at least more humour or funny than them. hehe...They always want to introduce French guy to me, coz they think French guy is the best. hehe...
Drinking can be fun in moderation...But too much drink could lead to some of the following...
1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an Idiot.
2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends decide you are not such a great person after all!
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you shay shings like thish.
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may result in a warm wet feeling below your stomach.
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than everyone else in the world.
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you're invisible.
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
And finally...Consumption of alcohol may lead you to have an unhealthy relationship with someone else in the same cell!
I luv the number of 4 Warning!
ReplyDeleteI like num 2 Warning...hehe...
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