I start fall in love with my iphone since Emma taught me how to use it. haha...It is so fun n I can download a lot of games n stuffs from Apple store for free. Very limited but at least still have some advantages. haha...
This is what make me laugh~
~A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Totally agree. haha...)
~Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
~Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence......(a life sentence!).
~Marriage is a 3-ring circus- engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. (Brilliant)
~A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. (That right. haha...)
~Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. (Definitely true)
~Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
~There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going though Hell!!!! (Both of them must be written by a guy)
~A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. (Who know the thief is female. haha...)
~When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
~Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. (Brilliant)
~Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman that he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent. (haha...funny)
Things that make you think:
-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Ya! Why?
-If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59pm at birth but his head doesn't come out until 12:01am, which day was he born on? So is 11:59pm or 12:01am?
-Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
-If a doctor suddenly has a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient first?
-When there's 2 men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
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